Political punks...

A strange tome in my Inbox...

Went to vote, and noticed there was a Paul Cook standing in our ward

"Oh", I quipped "He used to be drummer with the Sex Pistols."

Later when I saw the results, I saw Stephen Jones had also been elected.

" Ah", I opined. "He was the Sex Pistols guitarist"

Needless to say, I scanned the rest of the results eagerly.

Nearest I could find was J.Beverley. Sid Vicious' real name was John Beverley, so that'll do.

Now all we need is a Rotten councillor... :)