Beware the Ides of March...err...April...

Yesterday was Friday 13th. I was rather disturbed to have found unexpected spherical, plural objects in my garden.

(The frog is just for effect, by the way!)

What does this foretell? Well, I have examined the entrails and have bad news for Morley:


General Election 2008: Labour Hold!

(Of course, I could be talking a load of...

(Blinky Gif shamelessly stolen from Guido Fawkes!)

MP's rebuttal in full...

Here is the reply to my letter last week, via the Postbag page.

It doesn't really answer the question, does it? Of course, the cat gets let out of the bag again on page 15 where this appeared...

Yeah, right. Oh, look, a photo opportunity. Blinky (left), Watermelon (right).

Are they new £20 notes they are holding? the ones with adam Smith on? Surely they aren't trying to buy our votes?


If you want to see a more senior politician make a fool of himself, go here (strong stomach required!)